smile, it confuses people.

don't feel like posting anything lately. feel like must share something but stuff that are happening lately to my super mediocre life are not share-able. ohh i think i'll just share my 'rendezvous' with those lovely wasps.

so a few days ago after long negotiations with dad i agreed to go to lampung.
we abruptly took off.
THE HOTEL WAS SO DAMN NICE.
ok back to topic.
&so there i was begging my mom to eat at PEMPEK123.
to cut it short, i got what i wanted but it's not what i had in mind.
in my simplistic mind i imagined myself eating peacefully in an airconned room.
apparently God has 'better' plans in mind.
despite the good food, there were alot of used tissues on the floor
& (frankly speaking) the waitress who served us was quite slow&dumb
& lots of insects swarming around...
let's go back to the main story here.
just when i was gonna take the first bite...
one darn insect came.
it was bigger than a fly, so i thought it was a bee.
wait i think it would be funnier if i write this in indonesian instead.
okay, jadi gw baru nuangin cuka dengan nafsunya.
peduli ketek sama lalat2 nakal yg berseliweran dgn gk sopannya di dpan gw.
trus tiba2 dateng satu makhluk jahanam yg gw kira lebah.
secara gw punya pengalaman buruk sama lebah, gw langsung sigap defensif.
udh kayak matrix aja gw ngedodge serangan the so-called lebah.
bonyok gw dengan santai cuma nyeletuk 'itu tawon.'
gw kira mreka bakal kasian ngliat yg yg udah kelojotan kyk ulet kebakaran jenggot di atas kursi.
TERNYATA TIDAK.
gw kira mreka bakal merelakan tubuh mreka untuk melindungi gw yg defenseless ini.
TERNYATA GW SALAH BESAR.
serangan tawon sial itu makin gencar.
DAN WORSE, dia memangil kawan2nya.
dan gw pun mulai memakai strategi baru... lari2 keliling meja kejar2an sama tawon.
sumpah kayak bollywood gagal.
kalo film india lari2 kliling taman gw keliling meja.
kalo film india sembunyi di balik pohon gw sembunyi di balik bonyok.
kalo film india lari2 bawa bunga gw bawa piring sama garpu berpempek.
kalo film india org nonton terharu kalo gw malah diketawain.
lalu PLEK! satu tawon tewas di keplak bokap.
gw akhirnya setelah berpikir keras memutuskan untuk pindah meja demi kelangsungan hidup gw.
DAN TAWON2 SIAL ITU NGIKUT.
KNP CUMA GW YG DIRUBUNG?!
Tuhan apakah dosa diriku yang manis ini ya Tuhan.
lalu ada gaungan indah CROT! tanda satu tawon lagi tewas dibantai bokap.
satu persatu musuh bebuyutan gw berjatuhan di tangan bokap.
walaupun bokap menderita luka ringan disaat menepuk salah satu tawon bejat.
MUAHAHAHAHA!!
klo gw g takut dikira org gw udh loncat2 diatas meja deh menari tarian gembira.
melihat onggokan tubuh mereka gw pun bisa makan dgn cukup tenang.
PEMPEK!!